Comic Quotes
Last week was a good week for some great comic quotes. Here they are with links to the comics that contained them:
Coach things violence is aerobic.
Good Boy! Oh yes you are! Yes you ! You are such a good little… brown scaley… dead bunny thing.
The project is like a hundred drunken clowns with bees in their underpants.
Ooo, scary! Spell “outer.”
You tell that filthy weasel I’m gonna break him like a wedding vow on the Jerry Springer Show!
Ha! You didn’t think it would be that easy to kick the hobbit, did you? (This is a running gag on this comic, and I never get tired of it.)
You smell that? Do you smell that? Fabric cleaner, son. I love the smell of fabric cleaner in the morning.
Does a giant anthropomorphic penis costume count as a “stupid output?”
If I became physically attracted to things that irked me, the world would burst into flame from the friction of my furious humping.