Nice Day
“It’s a nice day, isn’t it?”
“It’s so nice, I don’t want to go back inside.”
“I can’t wait to get home because it’s such a nice day.”
“It’s just too nice outside to be at my desk today.”
“I have no motivation today because it’s so nice outside.”
ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
I get it! OK?!? It’s nice outside. Quit bitching, grab your golf clubs, take the afternoon off, and go fuck off for a few hours.
I’m tired of listening to this crap. I know that we’ve had a really harsh winter and all these people that think you need sunlight to survive have finally come out of their darkness-induced comas, but I’m tired of hearing it. I think I’m going to start responding with things like:
“Damn. It’s bright. I’m going inside where I can take off my sunglasses.”
“Bah. It’s skin cancer season again.”
“Crap. That bright orb in the sky is out again. I gotta go inside.”
“Good thing my desk is inside. It’s too breezy out here to concentrate.”
