Doorknob!
Here’s another game that we played that could sometimes get brutal.
While hanging out after school, if you farted, you had to run and touch the nearest doorknob. Between the time that you farted and the time that you got to the doorknob people could yell out, “Doorknob!” and pound on you.
They couldn’t tackle you to keep you from the doorknob, but they could stand in your way. Kind of basketball rules. If you were there before they got there, they had to go around you.
The best method to avoid being “doorknobbed” would be to casually walk towards the nearest door when you felt a fart coming on, and then touch the doorknob immediately after letting loose. Vince was always good at doing this, and it really pissed us off because his farts were the worst and we really wanted to punish him for making us suffer.
Ahh… Those were good times. Farting and pounding on your closest friends.
