I’m Possessed
With the passing of President Gerald Ford, his spirit is free to roam the world. His spirit has found me, and taken full charge of my body. I know that President Ford was a great athlete, and really wasn’t all that clumsy, but he made enough physical gaffs in front of cameras to earn the reputation.
While out at lunch today I dropped my keys three times. I dropped my sunglasses twice. I spilled my soda at McDonalds in a horrendous way. I tried to carry two sodas and two books into work after lunch, but managed to only make it inside without dropping the books. Can’t open the sodas right away because of the droppage. Dammit.
I was too young to remember President Ford when it was in office, but I’m becoming more and more familiar with him as the minutes pass. I’m almost afraid to get up from my desk for fear to causing the building to collapse around me.
