Great Diet
BTW: Food poisoning is a great diet. I went from 220 lbs. to 210 lbs. overnight. Not the most pleasant diet, but it works!
How Sick Have You Been?
Last night was one of the worst nights of my life. I wasn’t feeling very good, and went to bed around Midnight. I was under a sheet, a quilt, and a comforter, but I could not get warm. I figured that I had a fever, so I took my temperature. It was 95.1. That’s way too low, so I hopped in the tub to warm up with a warm bath. It helped quite a bit, but as soon as I got out of the tub, I threw up. Fortunately, I made it to the toilet before letting loose.
Then came round after round of diarrhea, vomiting, and harsh chills. I tried to sleep between trips to the toilet, but it was no use. I was up and heading to the bathroom every 10-20 minutes. Needless to say, I didn’t get much sleep. There was even a time that I was so exhausted that I didn’t wake up in time to get to the bathroom. I got most of it in the toilet, but there was a stream of drops between the bed and the bathroom. My wife, the wonderful person that she is, got up to clean up after me because I was no shape to get on my hands and knees to scrub the carpet.
I’m sure that she didn’t get much rest either because I was constantly up and in the bathroom.
I managed to get some sleep this morning, but I had to get up for more diarrhea time after time. The last time that I threw up (about 3 hours ago) I felt tons better. I’m thinking that I got some food poisoning somewhere yesterday. I’m not sure where it came from, but it was most likely the fast food that I had yesterday.
I had hoped for a more happy blog today to review the long weekend, but this took precedence. Maybe I’ll have a less gross post tomorrow.
